My big Glee Post!(And some updates!)

*Post by Kylie*
WARNING:THIS POST IS RATED PG-13 EXCEPT FOR PEOPLE WHO WATCH GLEE!THIS IS ALSO SPOILER HEAVEN!

You should've expected it.It's a Glee-centric Post!
I shall split this into 6 parts:Favorite episodes and why, favorite characters and why, least favorite episodes and characters and why, rants and favorite couples.Favorite Songs and why

Part 1:Favorite episodes
First half of first season:Wheels Runner Up:Sectionals
Second half of first season:Laryngitis Runner Up:Hell-O
First half of second season:A Very Glee Christmas Runner Up:Never Been Kissed

Why:All of these has Kurt in them.(:(This will be explained in about now.)

Part 2:favorite characters

Three words:
Kurt
Blaine
Brittany
Don't ask me why but I'm obsessed with Kurt and anything to do with him.As you can imagine a lot of my opinions can be biased.Plus I love Blaine since he's Kurt's love interest.And Brittany is hilariously naive and sweet.Kind of like a 5 year old.
I also love dorky Sam,diva Rachel,oddly Brittany like Finn,previous bully Puck,Gothic Tina,previously unable to Sing! Mike,Artie can be sexist at times but I still love him
Mercedes is at the bottom of the list.I'm not sure why but I'm liking her less and less this season.

Okay that's it for now.I'll post the next section later.

Also Felicity and Elizabeth arrived.I can't open Elizabeth yet but I will soon.

Having a Swell time....

Actually no I'm not.I just realized what it's going to be like next year when I'm retired.

No more new Felicity or Elizabeth stuff.
No spot on the American Girl website.Just the American Girl Archives.
No more little girls obsessed with Felicity and Elizabeth.
No more being remembered.Just forgotten.

Which has led me to 2 conclusions:
First,Samantha,Nellie,Kirsten,Lindsey,Kailey,Marisol,Jess,Nicki,Chrissa,Sonali and Gwen are very brave dolls.

Second,AG sucks for retiring dolls.


I'm surprised it took me until now to realize those things.Another conclusion?American Girl is Mean.Yes with a capital M.

I have a feeling my future owner feels the same way.

All you are is Mean.And a liar and pathetic

I GOT PICKED!!!!!!!!!!

As you can tell from the title i'm currently blogging on my iPhone in dark box.Here let me tell you the story:

(f1 is factory worker #1 and f2 is factory worker #2)
f1-We goot awnother erdor foor an Fawicity and Eleezabeth dolls.
f2- Whoot????THAT are twony tith one!
f1- Wi knoow and it no freed shopping.
f2- tese preants crazy.

I know what you're thinking.These guys are in desperate need of a speech therapist.
Anyway then they (very rudely I might add) shoved me and Elizabeth (the one I told you about) into a box that contained packing peanuts,a catalogue,one of those mini doll magazines,and an order form.Then they taped the box closed and put us on this truck.I managed to get a look at the order form and

I.AM.GOING.TO.CALIFORNIA.


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Sorry for the absence but....

Nothing has happened!I have no idea what happened!But the factory is just really boring and I don't want to have to lie to you.Something that has happened is that I've met an Elizabeth doll.She is very shy and hardly talks.Are boxes are right next to each other and Ruthie has been telling me that means we will probably end up going to the same house.I don't know if that's true but there are a lot of Felicitys and Elizabeths being ordered.Plus the factory guys have been talking about free shipping and it ending soon.I want to believe that I will be picked but I just want to go to a home and see a little girl.One who isn't filled with stuffing.To believe that little girls do exist and that their not just some myth made up by the pre-mattel dolls.Sorry I CAN'T THINK OF ANY THING ELSE TO WRITE ABOUT.Oops sorry the caps lock was on.




Felicity

Gosh...dolls are being ordered faster than I was made!

And I was made fast,trust me.This whole ordering spree is kinda freaking me out.Why am I so scared?Only because there are dolls that go to some crazy teenager that dyes their hair black,gives them "tattoos' with sharpies and paints their nails black.It's kinda scary thinking some of my friends might go to homes that aren't lovable.Rebecca says it's just because it's Christmas time but still...In happier news I've been talking to Julie(the doll that shares this account with me.) and she forgives me for hacking her account.I really hope when her owner has enough money I will get picked to go to her house.Since this is the only thing that has happened I really couldn't post that often.To make this post a little worth while I'll tell you a little about myself.

Name:Felicity Brittany Merriman
Favorite T.V show:Glee as you can tell from my middle name.
Favorite singer/band:Wait"singer/band" does that mean I can't say Glee?Oh well I guess Chris Colfer
Favorite Celebrity couple:Kurt and Rachel Wait... what do you mean they don't count...WELL THEY COUNT TO ME!

Because that's all I can really write before getting caught here's a video I really like:

Well,this is embarrassing

Okay I know I'm not updated much but I have a good reason why.Life in the factory is very boring hence my blog title.That's why everybody wants to get picked,it's so boring here.Wait a minute,are you surprised?Well why?This is a factory in Wisconsin.Most of the dolls here get respect.Specifically the ones that are archiving.But remember,I might get picked and sent-along with an Elizabeth-to Julie's family.Just the thought of going to a nice place with a little girl makes me really excited.The funny thing is there are Felicity and/or Elizabeth orders everywhere.On the other hand I worry about not getting picked.Plus I heard the American girl archives is just a big dark room.Well since nothing has changed how about I show you a video.

I might get picked?

If you follow the blog that's on the account that I um, share then you know I actually hacked this account.Why?because I was bored and it seemed to be easier to hack an account rather than make one myself.I know I'm coming off as kinda mean but according to Rebecca I'm really not that mean.The reason why I'm thinking I'll get picked is because Julie from the other blog on this account owner is saving up for the Felicity and Elizabeth best friends collection.And according to the dimwitted factory men I'm the only Felicity in my little row hall thing.PLUS there's Elizabeth's all around me.Add this all up and you get a bigger chance of me getting picked.Well enough about that let me talk about my new friend.Her name is Ruthie and she has dark brown curly hair and grey eyes.She claims to be a best fried doll.She is really nice and taught to go on itunes on an iphone and she gave me an iphone.Then while I was on itunes I downloaded my movie and Kit's movie.Did anyone else cry wile watching these movies?Well that's it I guess.

Life at the factory

I'm Felicity Merriman one of the many dolls at the factory.Why am I making a blog you ask?Because life at the factory's very boring.Why can't I just make some friends?Well first of all you ask a lot of questions.Second of all I have made some friends but the dimwitted factory men are ALWAYS around so we can't do much.I haven't been picked yet but I'm kinda worried that I'll have to go to the American girl archives since apparently Felicity dolls aren't gonna be available by 2011.My friend Rebecca keeps telling me that Christmas is coming soon and that there's a small chance I won't get picked.I feel like the only doll that understands me is Lanie.She's also retiring this year so she knows how important it is to get picked.
I always hear the workers talk about what a pain it is to fill so many orders for dolls during Christmastime and that it doesn't help when a doll is retiring that same time of year.It makes me feel that I will get picked soon.A good part of my day is this t.v show.The workers always have this t.v in their office and on Tuesdays there is this show called Glee.I love all the music and the characters are so funny!I think my favorite character is either Quinn or Kurt.I've only seen 3 episodes but I love it so far.I hope if I get picked my home has this channel.Well I think that's it.
(if you don't know what glee is you can find out here.

Felicity