Having a Swell time....

Actually no I'm not.I just realized what it's going to be like next year when I'm retired.

No more new Felicity or Elizabeth stuff.
No spot on the American Girl website.Just the American Girl Archives.
No more little girls obsessed with Felicity and Elizabeth.
No more being remembered.Just forgotten.

Which has led me to 2 conclusions:
First,Samantha,Nellie,Kirsten,Lindsey,Kailey,Marisol,Jess,Nicki,Chrissa,Sonali and Gwen are very brave dolls.

Second,AG sucks for retiring dolls.


I'm surprised it took me until now to realize those things.Another conclusion?American Girl is Mean.Yes with a capital M.

I have a feeling my future owner feels the same way.

All you are is Mean.And a liar and pathetic

I GOT PICKED!!!!!!!!!!

As you can tell from the title i'm currently blogging on my iPhone in dark box.Here let me tell you the story:

(f1 is factory worker #1 and f2 is factory worker #2)
f1-We goot awnother erdor foor an Fawicity and Eleezabeth dolls.
f2- Whoot????THAT are twony tith one!
f1- Wi knoow and it no freed shopping.
f2- tese preants crazy.

I know what you're thinking.These guys are in desperate need of a speech therapist.
Anyway then they (very rudely I might add) shoved me and Elizabeth (the one I told you about) into a box that contained packing peanuts,a catalogue,one of those mini doll magazines,and an order form.Then they taped the box closed and put us on this truck.I managed to get a look at the order form and

I.AM.GOING.TO.CALIFORNIA.


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Sorry for the absence but....

Nothing has happened!I have no idea what happened!But the factory is just really boring and I don't want to have to lie to you.Something that has happened is that I've met an Elizabeth doll.She is very shy and hardly talks.Are boxes are right next to each other and Ruthie has been telling me that means we will probably end up going to the same house.I don't know if that's true but there are a lot of Felicitys and Elizabeths being ordered.Plus the factory guys have been talking about free shipping and it ending soon.I want to believe that I will be picked but I just want to go to a home and see a little girl.One who isn't filled with stuffing.To believe that little girls do exist and that their not just some myth made up by the pre-mattel dolls.Sorry I CAN'T THINK OF ANY THING ELSE TO WRITE ABOUT.Oops sorry the caps lock was on.




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